Living with Craig

The Husband’s TMI & My Red Cheeks

5 January, 2013
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Hi!
So, the hubs and I are getting ready to head out to Lake Tahoe, CA.  We’ve been looking forward to this trip.  I just hope that he doesn’t embarrass me on the plane like he did the last time we traveled.
Let me just tell you the story…

Craig and I had just landed in West Palm, FL.  We were visiting friends.  
The plane pulled up to the gate.  
You know how it is…
the plane stops, then everyone jumps up in a frenzy trying to be the first person to get their carry-ons out of the overhead.
That is Craig. all. the. way.
It’s so annoying to me.
The plane empties out the same every time.  The first row goes first and then so on.  
Anyway, back to my story.
So, Craig is standing in the aisle waiting for them to open the door, along with numerous others who think they are going to get off the plane first.
Everyone is just standing there…kind of staring at each other…or playing on their phones…extremely quiet…when suddenly, Craig decides to announce (loudly might I add)…
“Oh man…my tummy is rumbling.  I’m gonna have to take a DOOKIE soon.”
Oh. My. Gosh.
Seriously?
Everyone turned to look at him.
Not a soul laughed.
Not a soul said a word.
All I knew to do was to turn my red cheeks toward the window and wish myself in my happy place.


Wish me luck you guys!
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Comments

Stefanie
01/05/2013 11:48am

Oh wow…what else could you do, Lu?

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Luisa
01/05/2013 7:06pm

…couldn’t think of a thing… 😉

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lindawelch
01/05/2013 1:30pm

I would have had to smack the “Dookie” out of him :) :) That is just soooo funny though!!!

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Luisa
01/05/2013 7:07pm

Haha!! I should have done just that!

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